partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

(via cthulhufruitloops)

REBLOG IF YOUR DICK GLOWS IN THE DARK

(Source: simplexy, via destructionisacreation)

theniftyfifties:

Bettie Page

trebled-negrita-princess:

theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

(via octopusandrockets)

shironotenshi:

Moon Princess Fionna by DAV-19
OH MAI GAWD That’s too cute!

Sean and I’s plan for tonight:

Do a few dungeons in GW2 and watch some more Dragonball Z kai!

I also already made some homemade General Tso chicken for dinner and I have chocolate covered strawberries waiting for me in the fridge.

Hair is now black and work orientation is in May.

OH and I start roller derby Monday!!!